Monday, April 18, 2011



Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 80 mph!

You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o'experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need.

Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think straight.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

One bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.

Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.

Work to ride & ride to work.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to maintain and repair.

Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.

Practice wrenching on your own bike, first.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't......Some can't.

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.

Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your ass from road rash.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Grillin' on the River

Pretty Good Weekend overall.  Got some ride time.  Got to hang with my Uncle and ride with him and checked out the worst car and bike show ever.  Did meet a kool cat with a 72 XL and my buddy 8Ball rode in on his 'lil Rebel 450. 

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Wifey's new bike!

And she is happier than a pig in shit over it.  No seriously. Happier than a pig in shit.  That's pretty fuckin' happy for you city folks and yankees that don't know anything about that.

You down with OPPP?


The one above is absolutely tits.  I love this sickle and everything about it from the headlight, springer, wheels, bitchin' clean simple functional seat. 

Hi my name is....



'Bout sums it up....

Applies to many

Monday, April 4, 2011

It's raining buckets...

.....and the Weather Channel crew has been filiming all day 20 miles away.  Hail for hours...raining like a bitch...lightning...sirens...wind...temp dropped 34 degress in less than an hour...shit is getting crazy...Pic could very well represent an hour or two from now if that river comes over the bank...When the going gets weird....fuck it the Weird will get going....Get on 'dem bad motorscooters and ride Weirdo's......

Step on up...but remember if you....

New Bars...12 inch Biltwell Apes on the V Star

Still have to switch out the old grips for some black ones, and put some new cables on, and hide some wiring.  It was to pretty not to ride though, so down the road she went.  So much more comfortable.